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These are the acoustic waves of a couple saying “I do.” I’m pretty sure the linguist in me just died from the awesomeness of this.

OH MY GOD. YES.

ugh fuck okay that’s cute

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once in kindergarten i had a playdate with this boy who wasn’t kosher and so my mom sent me with food and when she came to pick me up, the boy’s mom was like “i gave my son chicken nuggets and i was really tempted to give one to rebecca just to see how she’d react and whether she’d eat it or not!” like what the fuck why would anybody do that. i never went back to his house sigh

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gurl i kno u did not just try ta fuk wit me while mah nails r dryin

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